Phrases uttered while knitting sweater sleeves:
"Why am I knitting an adult sized sweater? If this were child sized it would have been done by now."
"Stockinette stitch is going to be the death of me."
"Hmmm...if I stretch this a bit, it measures 18", right? Right."
"Maybe these can just be 3/4 length sleeves."
"WHY DID I THINK A FINGERING WEIGHT SWEATER WAS A GOOD IDEA???"
"Oh, look, this sweater is practically done now! On to that lace sweater..."